Typical Guy

Boy, do I need to vent! We decide to go to the mall this morning to get a few gifts that we needed for some upcoming birthdays. We of course were on a time constraint because naptime was near. It sort of went like this:
Nolan was starting to get really hungry and Jack was chanting "I want to go to the playground" over and over again. We headed to the play area at Stonebriar mall and I decided to nurse Nolan as Jack played. Keep in mind, Rob is with me at the mall. Suddenly, Jack comes running over to me saying, "I need to go poop and pee real bad". No problem right, Rob can take him quick while Nolan is still attached to me eating. Think again my friends, where is Rob??? I am scanning the whole area where we were and there is no sign of Rob anywhere. At the same time, Jack is saying, "Mommy, it is starting to come out". Here I am now walking frantically all around the mall by the playarea with Nolan dangling from me eating under the coverup and screaming Rob over and over again as Jack is turning red in the face because he is ready to explode. Well after about 10 minutes, Rob comes strolling out of one of the stores and here I am furious. Do you think maybe they could let you know that they are going somewhere?? I tell you, sometimes they do not think!!!